shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
One of my friends keeps telling me to come visit her and her girlfriend sometime. So we set up a plan and she said we have to go swimming and oh my gosh I almost threw up I got so anxious and nervous thinking about it. Most of my friends don’t know I cut. I don’t want them to know I’m broken. And nobody wants to see a fat girl in a swimsuit. I would look like a whale. Oh my god...
lindseygailloulou: Its really hard for me to believe it when someone tells me i’m pretty. I always think its a lie. I mean, how can you think i’m pretty? I have scars to prove how ugly I really feel.
absurditiesgalore: it’s summertime. that means it’s officially time to pretty much stop eating.
pink-in-the-afternoon: cheerleaderblaines: Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
When you call me babe *blushes and implodes* <3<3<3<3
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude. More...