yetanotherdyke

Dear future girlfriend,

I promise to hold your hand through all the hard, even though it’ll be hard for me too. I promise to let you order your favorite pizza toppings, even though I may not like them. When you want icecream at two in the morning, I’ll bring you icecream at two in the morning. I promise to love you, even when I’m mad. I’ll kiss your nose, and listen to your words, even when you’re drunk and they make no sense. Of course we’ll get in stupid fights, but I’ll admit I’m wrong when I am. I’ll touch your butt and introduce you to all of my friends. I’ll hold you when you cry, and tell you that it is going to be okay. When you’re cold Ill give you my jacket, and wrap my arms around you. I’ll even give you the last bite of my chocolate chip cookie, even though that’s my favorite cookie. I promise to love you through it all, future girlfriend. I’m waiting, but sometimes it’s so hard without you. Come home soon.